What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Is reducing immigration a potential solution to the housing crisis in Britain?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

O'Malley's dad 'super relaxed' cornering title bout - ESPN

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

No way

How should one handle an uninvited guest at a small, intimate wedding ceremony? Is it appropriate to ask them not to attend?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Sapiente nemo autem perspiciatis.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

47 Absolutely Shocking Secrets People Had Casually Revealed To Them - BuzzFeed

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some things you do for your form of self-care?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

So they tried